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If your Boss called you into his office to give
you a raise, wouldn’t you go ? Well, that’s what I’m doing, I’m
talking to you about my special Government Loan that will
LEGALLY end your nightmare forever and RESTORE YOUR CREDIT, but
you have to called me!
Quit being a scaredy cat and call me ! Let's
find out how much money I’m going to put into your pocket
every month. APPLY NOW for a Personal 1/2 hour appointment
with Laure Feld, "The Finance Lady". I can
already hear you, in your head, so I will answer (your head)
now:
I don't care that you have had credit problems. I’ve had credit
problems too.
I don't care how many times you’ve been turned down for a good
mortgage before..... mortgagebefore…..I’m a Specialist, most of
my Clients have been denied financing multiple times before they
find me.
I don’t care if you are currently LATE ON YOUR MORTGAGE. This
program is specifically for YOU!
I don’t care that you have lost your hair. I still have mine,
(I’m a girl, don’t hold that against me.)
I don't care....wait, do you have all your teeth? I care a lot
about teeth. Teeth are important, sorry. (If you are missing
your front teeth, please, don't bother to respond or call. I'm
just not into "toothless"... the tongue shoots through those
open holes....it's just not pretty.)
DO YOU GET
IT?
I don’t care about “stuff”.
I care about getting you a
GREAT Government Guaranteed,
FIXED RATE mortgage with
LOW CLOSING COSTS!
You can't
run me off. I am not scared of anything (no teeth, maybe). I
am not “uppity”. I am not gorgeous (it was just a good
picture). I am modestly successful in business, and have a
THIRST for knowledge and education. I AM (just a little) WEIRD
! Except now, I prefer to use the word "unique". I think it
adds a little sophistication, don't you? I only take
prescription drugs (and I don’t get them for free), and I
haven't murdered any family members. I have no criminal record,
but I did get a speeding ticket about 12 years ago.
I am in my
second marriage for ten years now, my first lasted 17 years. I
have two adult children and two adult step children, 4 miniature
schnauzers named Barney, Pebbles, Doogie (Schnauser) and Oly
(Olivia). 3 Birds, Wilma, Betty and Picasso. (Some of them
were already named when we got them, but we were running out of
Flintstone characters anyway.) I am fat (not obese, just
chubby), and old (I’m 48, ok, are you happy?), and saggy (I’m
not going to tell you where, but yes, there is “sag”), but I
have a great sense of humor and I HAVE ALL MY TEETH ! (Except
the ones that got pulled) (and those new implants that they are
doing? well, you can't even tell they aren't real! they put a
post down into your bone…. But we’ll talk about that later)
ARE YOU SMILING YET?
Listen, I don’t want to date
you! I just want to get you out of that cruddy loan that you
have and help you get this NIGHTMARE over once and for all !
Ok, there's no out of pocket
expenses, no check to write to get started, and you don't get a
set of ginsu knives, but you will be missing out on one
of the best things in the WORLD if you don't call right now....
CALL ME !!!!!
Hey, you can always hang up on me.....
GOT IT? 309-688-5568 or
Toll Free 866-451-7057
that's my office, and if we are all on the phone, you will go to
voice mail…. I hate voice mail too, but I can only be on the
phone to one person at a time….. I can't see the darned numbers
on the phone without my glasses, so I can’t screen with caller
ID. > you have to pick up the
phone, then dial ! <
I am a Specialist
in Government Guaranteed Loans,
with FIXED, LOW RATES
I have been approved by HUD to offer
Government Guaranteed mortgage loans.
--- (see, I told you I have my teeth!)
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